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Scaachi Koul
One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter



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A debut collection of fierce, funny essays about growing up the daughter of Indian immigrants in Western culture, addressing sexism, stereotypes, and the universal miseries of life.

In One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter, Scaachi Koul deploys her razor-sharp humor to share all the fears, outrages, and mortifying moments of her life. She learned from an early age what made her miserable, and for Scaachi anything can be cause for despair. Whether it s a shopping trip gone awry; enduring awkward conversations with her bikini waxer; overcoming her fear of flying while vacationing halfway around the world; dealing with Internet trolls, or navigating the fears and anxieties of her parents. Alongside these personal stories are pointed observations about life as a woman of color: where every aspect of her appearance is open for critique, derision, or outright scorn; where strict gender rules bind in both Western and Indian cultures, leaving little room for a woman not solely focused on marriage and children to have a career (and a life) for herself.

With a sharp eye and biting wit, incomparable rising star and cultural observer Scaachi Koul offers a hilarious, scathing, and honest look at modern life.


Praise for One Day We'll All Be Dead and None of This Will Matter:

“Somehow Scaachi Koul manages to be impeccably dry and extravagantly vulnerable at the same time. She makes you feel less alone by being completely herself—funny (so funny), uncertain, clear-eyed, and good. I love her and I love this book.”
—Lindy West, New York Times bestselling author of Shrill

“An absolutely wonderful, impossible-not-to-love book. Whether writing about race or girlhood, the internet or family, Scaachi Koul’s writing makes each issue feel fresh and newfound. Hilarious but thoughtful, Koul draws you into her life and makes you never want to leave.”
—Jessica Valenti, New York Times bestselling author of Sex Object

“At once hilarious and passionate, razor sharp and free flowing, this fearless collection of essays proves why Scaachi Koul’s voice will set the agenda for how we talk racial and sexual politics for years to come. A masterful storyteller and a full-time provocateur, Koul challenges, entertains, educates—and along the way has written a gorgeous love letter to her family roots and women everywhere.”
—Kamal Al-Solaylee, award-winning author of Brown and Intolerable

One Day We’ll All Be Dead made me laugh embarrassingly loud on the train while surrounded by snarling, irritated commuters, approximately 1,729 times. And she has so many killer lines that destroyed me. Scaachi Koul is a miracle.” —Samantha Irby, author of Meaty


Genre/Category: Non-Fiction—Essays
Page extent: 256 (hc)
Publication Date: March 2017

Canada English rights, Doubleday Canada
US English rights, Picador

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Scaachi Koul

SCAACHI KOUL is a senior writer at Buzzfeed and malcontent based in Toronto. Born and raised in Calgary, she attended the School of Journalism at Ryerson University. Before joining Buzzfeed in 2015, she worked for The Huffington Post Canada, Maclean's magazine, Hazlitt, and freelanced for various publications including Toronto Life, The Globe and Mail, The National Post, The Toronto Star, Maisonneuve, and Canadian Business.